I don't like Chipotle because I've eaten there 5 or 6 times. If being a millennial is a requirement to enjoy it, I'm happy I'm not a millennial. I can't even express how horrific my food at Chipotle has been, for the most part. Inedibly salty meat, and completely flavorless salsas. I'm not a prude to "QUICK" food, either. TRUST ME ON THAT. I'd be happier at Taco Bell than Chipotle for the most part. At least Taco Bell isn't overcharging for horrendously ruining meat.
Also, for the most part, the holes in the wall I eat at don't even need to issue public apologies for diarrhea several times per year, and then laugh all the way to the bank on the brand name recognition loyalty generated by "millennials."
Idiocrasy, anyone?
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Pronoun: That fool over there
Identifies as: A human that doesn't need to "identify as" something to try to somehow be interesting.