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I’ve been meaning to write a post on burgers for some time, but a recent visit to Blanc Burgers + Bottles has finally gotten the process rolling. Kansas City seems like a pretty good burger town. Town Topic has been covered here. Winstead’s is a local chain reminiscent of Steak and Shake (diner theme, fast food table service), which has apparently seen better days but still puts out a more than acceptable product.

The aforementioned Blanc, along with a place called ChefBurger, are two recently opened “gourmet” burger eateries, although they are quite different in style. Uh, and in quality.

The burgers at Blanc are thick, juicy bar burgers, probably ½ pound or so. The bottles refer to the large collection (100+) of beers and specialty sodas. No beers on tap, but the bottle selection is pretty good. They also have a list of specialty cocktails of uncertain quality, but they take seem as if they take them seriously anyway.

The four of us at our table all ordered different burgers—a classic, a burger au poivre, an “inside-out” burger stuffed with a ball of blue cheese, and a buffalo burger. Besides me, who ordered the classic, everyone’s own was their favorite, and mine was excellent.

I like baseline measurements so I ordered a basic cheeseburger. Probably the best I’ve had in town. It came out medium rare as requested, the beef was obviously fresh, the buns were terrific, from a local bakery. I couldn’t ask for anything more in a burger.

The blue cheese burger, with bacon, was decadent…a gooey, delicious, mess.

The peppercorn burger was nice twist.

The buffalo should have been cooked rarer (though it wasn’t ordered thus), but still tasted great.

I wasn’t eating with people who are food-weird and would typically pass around all our food for sampling, but all four burgers got passed around the table.

The fries, ordered a la carte, are terrific also—fresh cut, fresh fried. You have the option of regular fries, parmesan truffle fries, and sweet potato fries. All are excellent.

I like ketchup on fries, and homemade ketchups aren’t usually much added value for me, but they deliver one here that is quite satisfying. Rich and unique, but not so novel that it makes one miss Heinz—a rare feat in my opinion. There’s also a chipotle aioli and homemade mustard that accompany.

The fries come in little paper lined shopping carts, which are cute and impressive to people who like cute. The restaurant is largely white (blanc), contemporary décor, with chairs more comfortable than they appear.

Oh, and pickles, also made in-house, are excellent.

Service was good, a bit over-the-top for my taste in terms of giving the spiel—how local and concerned the chef was about every detail—but not in an obnoxious way. He was enthusiastic about recommending beers to taste, and delivered. (With some luck, I suspect, as he first tried to bring one of the ladies an Abita Purple Haze, which I find miserable. When it was unavailable, he subbed Delirium Tremens, which is one of my faves and a huge hit. There were two or three different beers unavailable, oddly enough.)

In any event, I was fully prepared to find this place overhyped and overpriced, but I really enjoyed it, and the best burger I’ve had in quite some time.

Blanc Burgers + Bottles
419 Westport Road
Kansas City, MO 64111
(816) 931-6200

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So, Blanc’s competition in the fancy burger space in KC is a place called ChefBurger. ChefBurger is a locally-owned entry in KC’s new downtown Cordish-built chain entertainment development, the Power and Light District.

There are a number of “concepts” new to the area, some new to the country, that populate the P&L Districts, and while it’s nice to have one locally-owned, it still comes off as more “concept” than restaurant. Of course, that’s the case with Chef Rob Dalzell’s other establishments too.

Based on these other establishments, I came in pretty biased against the place, so much so that I determined to give it at least three chances before writing about it. Blanc raised the bar, and I’ve only been twice, but I’m pretty sure that’s enough.

My first visit to ChefBurger was pretty poor. I didn’t start with a classic, but rather the BLFGT Burger (Bacon Lettuce Fried Green Tomato). I ordered it medium rare, with a side of regular fries.

The burger was completely rare, kind of gross, in such a way that can only happen with a frozen patty. The patties are thin enough that a warmer patty would have cooked partially in the middle in the time require to griddle the outside. The toppings (thankfully I guess, considering the poor burger) really overwhelmed the meet. An unwieldy chunk of iceberg lettuce, a thick cut fried green tomato. The whole thing was difficult to eat, not very goot, and at $6.99 in a fast food setting with no fries or drink, a rip-off. Even moreso with the fries, which were straight from a freezer bag quality or worse for an additional $2-3.

The value equation is not insignificant here, esp. compared to the full-service Blanc (or any full-service restaurant). This is a fast-food set-up all the way. Stand in a long line (at lunch anyway), place your order, wait until they call your name, go to the counter and pick it up. Plastic cups, plastic silverware—no “restaurant” furnishings here. The concept is gourmet fast food, which is a fine concept if it delivers, but when the food isn’t that great, well, the price is more of an issue.

The second visit was considerably better, but still didn’t really win me over. I ordered a regular cheeseburger ($4.99), no special cooking instructions, and it was a good fast-food burger. No In-n-Out or Fatburger, but probably on par with Steak and Shake, maybe better (it’s been a while). Probably better bun and cheese.

The fried green bean side ($4) was also pretty good and a generous portion. Splitting sides would certainly make the cost more reasonable and provide ample food. Still, why the beans were enjoyable, it was in much the same way that the samples at Costco are enjoyable. There’s a reason people buy so much pre-packaged food there, and it’s not simply convenient. Again, no problem with this kind of thing in a fast food restaurant, but it bothers me a little under the pretense of a place called “ChefBurger.”

And when you compare it to the quality of food and experience at Blanc—well, I don’t see a third trip to ChefBurger in my near future.

ChefBurger
1350 Walnut St
Kansas City, MO 64105
816-842-2747
http://www.kansascitymenus.com/chefburger/

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Well, you're right Aaron. One would think that Kansas City would be ripe with good burger joints. My experience is that "good" in KC is too often associated with how many styles or fancy fixins' are available and totally ignore the fact that they're piling all that stuff on plain ol' big, frozen, disgustingly textured patties of questionable content.

I'll have to mosey over to Westport and try Blanc's sometime in the near future. The P&L Dist. is not a favored destination for me, so I'll probably pass on ChefBurger.

Since the demise of Max's Auto Diner on Wornall, (still there, but under new management and now advertizing Gyros as well) there just isn't a decent burger in the central corridor anymore.

Now days I have to drive 25 minutes when the burger bug bites. Number one spot these days is Grandstand Burgers in Merriam, KS, right at the corner of Antioch and Merriam. It's a take-out stand with three or four stools jammed into one end of of the little 50's former diner. There must be about 20sq ft. of floor space for customers, forcing an almost ritual shuffling of bodies everytime another customer has to move from the counter to the self-serve soft drink machine and back. Everyone seems to be pretty good natured about it. I guess it's because they know they payoff is worth sacrificing a little elbow room for.

The burgers are a medium-thick style and the patties are smashed to order from pre-rolled and weighed balls of hamburger. I have not asked directly, but I am lead to believe the meat is never frozen. The flavor certainly lends credence to the story. Buns are toasted on the grill, first on the grill itself and then on the burger as it finishes cooking.

Standard dress is mustard, mayo, ketchup, pickle, onion (fresh), lettuce, and tomato. Cheese (American) is of course available, as are bacon and ham. Doubles are availabe and they feature the "Kelly Burger", which is a double cheeseburger with one slice of ham and two slices of bacon. Never had one, but it looks to weigh in around 2/3-3/4lb total.

They have the standard array of deep fried side dishes, fries, tots, oninon rings (frozen), mushrooms and mozarella sticks. I stick with the fries or tots, as nothing here really stands out. This place is about the meat - and it tastes good.

Grandstand Burgers
4942 Merriam Dr
Merriam, KS 66203
Phone: (913) 362-0111

Hey, thanks Doug! Glad you saved me a Grandstand write-up, much better than I'd have done. Grandstand is relatively close to me, and a very agreeable spot. Nice auto racing theme to boot.

I also think that Westport Flea Market puts out a really good burger, which surprised me given how many times it's won Best Burger from varying publications. But they give you a nice thick bar burger, properly pink on the insides, McGonigle's (local butcher) meat. Now, they have a "toppings bar" that adds little to the experience in terms of flavor or atmosphere, but I thought the burger was excellent.

The "flea market" refers to a bunch of actual flea market booths surrounding the sports bar-style restaurant, but I believe they be doing away with the flea market portion and bringing in a comedy club or some such.

A couple other places I've heard good things about are LC's up north (no relation to the BBQ joint) and Big Bam in Shawnee (not all that far from Grandstand).

(As an aside, I read that the recently closed Tanner's downtown used to be a PJ Clarke's.)

Westport Flea Market Bar & Grill
817 Westport Road
Kansas City, MO 64111
816-931-1986
http://www.westportfleamarket.com/

L C's Hamburgers Etc
7612 NW Prairie View Rd
Kansas City, MO 64151
816-741-6027

Big Bam's Burgers
5930 Nieman Road
Shawnee, KS 66203
913-962-1230
http://bigbams.com/index.html

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A good friend from "the Northland" recommends L C's highly. I've yet to try them. Haven't had a Flea Market burger in 10 years or so. I'll have to go back now that I live on the MO side again. McGonigle's is my "second" grocery store. We're just down the street 10 blocks and around the corner a few more. Best steaks in KC.

My favorite Northland burger joint is Hayes Hamburgers and Chili on North Antioch and Vivion Road. Classic sliders and greasy spoon chili - with or without beans. I usually ask for extra crackers to help absorb all the red grease. Gives me heartburn thinking about it, but man I love that place. The sliders are second only to the Cozy Inn in Salina, KS.

Hayes Hamburger & Chili
2502 NE Vivion Rd
KC Mo 64118
816-453-5575

Website: http://www.hayeshamburger.com/default.html

If I specifically am seeking a burger, Blanc in Westport is the only place I'd go. Everything else is typical B&G, except Chefburger which is still not up to par for gourmet burgers.

I'll second the Hayes recommendation. I've been there with Doug. they turn out a really fine version of the 30's style burger, plus the chili is good, too.

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Another place I forgot to add is Jerry's Woodsweather Cafe, which is also known in KC for their burgers, though perhaps better on LTH for their pork tenderloin sandwich (and here's the content on Davydd's blog).

The burger here was good, not great. They're huge, but cooked all the way through, which is okay with the 30s style, but a burger this big really suffers from being well done. The meat seems fresh, though, and there's definitely potential if they'll cook the burger medium rare and you can find someone to split it with.

Still, the place is a real treat. It's located down in the West Bottoms, which is an old light industrial and warehouse district, where not too much seems to happen right now besides the yearly invasion of the American Royal Barbecue competition, rodeo, and all-around ruckus that happens for about a month every fall. (There is also apparently a small, possibly burgeoning community of artists and other young hip types looking for very cheap rents; and a couple haunted houses.)

Anyway, the place is a total step back into blue collar, small town diner-land. Great long bar, smoke filling the air of at least one room, and lots of locals eating huge plates of food. I must confess, the tenderloin didn't impress me like it did Davydd, but I realize, maybe I'm just not that big a fan of pork tenderloin sandwiches. It did seem like a good version for what it was.

Fries were excellent, clearly fresh. We didn't have room for pie, but it looked wonderful. A big ol' case of homemade desserts, in fact. Fried mushrooms were also excellent, and an enormous portion.

(Here's another thread with some cool exterior shots of the current and former locations.)

Jerry's Woodsweather Cafe
1414 W 9th St
Kansas City, MO 64101
816-472-6333

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And here's a comment on Jerry's for breakfast.

Geo

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I finally made it to LC's Hamburgers, mentioned upthread, this past weekend on a trip back from Omaha.

Not a whole lot to say, but a really good burger, in the diner-style, but with a nice, full enough but not too big sesame-seed bun. Patty was fairly thin, grilled onions standard--between the bottom bun and bottom of the burger, which I found interesting. Mustard and ketchup are also standard, with tomato and pickle by request (which I did).

Signs indicated the burgers would be cooked to order. I didn't specify, and mine came cooked through, but the whole concoction remained juicy. The burger was $3, which was a fair price. The burger itself was better than ChefBurger, though you don't have access to gourmet fixings at a place like this, obviously. I liked the offering of a small, kids size burger for a buck, and so did my kids, who declared this the best burger place in KC...or maybe just below Streetcar Named Desire, which is abominable, located in the Crown Center food mall.

Fries were unremarkable.

The joint is cute, very small, just the counter waiting room really, in which they manage to fit about 4-5 tables with stools, all fixed to the ground.

I don't see myself driving 20 minutes to satisfy an LC's fix, though I do prefer it to the much closer Town Topic, but it's a great option up north where I don't necessarily have a ready list of go-to places.

L C's Hamburgers Etc
7612 NW Prairie View Rd
Kansas City, MO 64151
816-741-6027

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Oh the poor Streetcar. Took a great, dark, cozy little bar that served a pretty good burger (smeared with cheddar cheese stuff and grilled onions) and completely ruined it by moving it into a food court in the bottom of the Hallmark shrine to the shopping mall - Crown Center Shops. It didn't survive the transplant in any appreciable way.

Thanks for the LC's write up. I'll have to give it try next time I'm up north.