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Almost a year ago I reported on That’s-A-Burger but didn’t get much response. Here’s a second helping in the hope that some burger aficionados will try what I think is one of the best spots in Chicago. When you factor in cost—$3.45 for a hamburger with fries—I can’t think of many places that come close. The skin-on fries (dusted with seasoned salt unless requested otherwise) are quite good too.

The menu has expanded slightly but it’s highly focused on burgers, either beef or turkey. There’s only one size—large, nearly half a pound—but doubles are available. Although simply ordering a burger with everything will get you a fine specimen, part of the fun is trying new combinations. The standard “everything” is onions (specify raw and/or grilled), lettuce, dill pickle, mustard, and ketchup. Extra charge items include peppers (sports, jalapenos, or giardiniera), cheese (American, Swiss, or Cheddar), chili, bacon, or a fried egg. Here are a few combinations that I particularly enjoy.

Center panel of That’s-A-Burger’s window


Hamburger with fried egg, tomato, grilled and raw onion, and sport peppers

The basic hamburger is excellent but some extras make it even better. I’ve become fond of adding a fried egg (additional 0.45). Even though the tomato is your typical Chicago winter variety, it adds some pleasant juice and flavor (there is no extra charge for tomato but it must be specifically requested when ordering). My favorite eggburger order omits the raw onion (grilled only) and peppers and adds mustard.

Cheeseburger with chili, grilled and raw onion, and sport peppers

This is my favorite when I’m in the mood for something sloppy. A generous topping of chili makes it a drippy, tasty mess (add 0.45 to the $3.65 cheeseburger price plus another 0.35 for peppers). They often run out of chili by afternoon but sometimes have turkey chili available (I believe this photo shows the turkey chili). Both contain beans, detracting only a bit.

Don’t overlook the turkey burgers!


Turkey burger with grilled onion, lettuce, pickles, and mustard

I don’t order turkey burgers at most places but these are really good. Adding a slice of Swiss cheese is nice and I imagine some bacon wouldn’t hurt either.

Whammy burger (cheeseburger and split Polish sausage) with grilled and raw onion, sport peppers, and mustard

If a half pound of beef isn’t enough, why not top it with some cheese and a gigantic grilled Polish sausage? I finally worked up the courage to try one and it’s not bad at all but to be honest I think I’d prefer the parts served separately. The last time I was at TAB, a gentleman of a certain size ordered a Whammy Burger with fried egg, mayo, sport peppers and “all the cheeses.” That’s out of my league though I was impressed enough to congratulate him on his order.

That’s-A-Burger
2134 E 71st St
Chicago
773-493-2080
Tue-Sat 11am-7pm
Take out only

Long Live the Whammy Burger! Looks like I have to add a new place to my list.

Hi,

Give a man a camera who already has a way with words and his posts just sparkle so much more!



This statement reminds me of Mr. Scala's comments at Culinary Historians when asked about Italian Sausage and Beef combo sandwiches. He preferred them as separate sandwiches as well.

Thanks for the post and for alerting us to the hours 11 AM - 7 PM! Not a destination for a midnight snack.

Regards,

I think those photos will surely have the desired effect, even if I can't quite fathom putting a fried egg on a burger But I'm already thinking that's not a bad run from south Oak Park. Maybe combine it with some mini golf at Haunted Trails.

Edited to note that in fact it's nowhere near south South Oak Park or Haunted Trails because that's EAST 71st St. Oh well.

Ann,

You really should write the book on great cheap dates! That is a winning combination of food and fun.

Regards,

Rene,
I don't know if you live close to TAB but I was wondering how a burger going to the Ukrainian Village would hold up. I imagine the fried egg would be best eaten as soon as possible. Is there a park or somewhere to eat outside nearby? I am anxious to go as soon as I determine how to best devour my Whammy burger with egg.
Thanks,
Thomas

Thanks for the reminder. I'm especially intrigued by the anarchic symbolism that TAB has chosen.

Do you think Jimmy's would beef about bringing in a burger, seeing as they make them (they still do right?)?

I've heard that the owner of That's-A-Burger wants to bring a location to Hyde Park, a neighborhood that has been largely free of good burgers at least since I moved here in 2002.

YIPPEE!!!

Don’t overlook the T.A.B. Special either! I forgot to mention that since last year the 4N1 has been renamed. It consists of a burger topped with cheese, chili, bacon, and egg. The other day a few of us tried to order one but they were out of chili (not an uncommon problem) so we got the eggburger shown in the photo.


It can also be a problem going at peak hours. As I mentioned in my original post, waits of up to an hour can be expected. The woman who takes the orders usually overstates the wait times, however. I should probably mention that cameras will be highly unwelcome inside.


After a nasty eggburger experience at the Billy Goat years ago I was skeptical too. But I was pleasantly surprised. Even though That’s-A-Burger isn’t very close to Oak Park it’s very near the South Shore Cultural Center (the old South Shore Country Club), well worth a look. The main gate of SSCC is at the east end of 71st Street, about 2 or 3 blocks east of TAB.


Well, the SSCC would be nice (in nice weather). If you’re driving, I’d say just eat in your car. If you take Metra (Electric line, Bryn Mawr stop; you can see the reflection of the overhead wires in the photograph of TAB’s window) the stop is about 2 blocks west. I think there are some outside benches at the station where you could eat while you wait for the train. Also note the CTA #14 express bus is convenient from the Loop. There is absolutely no place to eat inside That’s-A-Burger.


Yup, I noticed the circled Aand it was also pointed out by another LTHer last week. Given the owner’s choice of radio stations, I’d say it’s purely a coincidence.

Jimmy’s still serves burgers but I’m pretty sure they don’t care if you bring food in if you buy drinks and don’t make a mess. That used to be their policy but it wouldn’t hurt to call and ask (let us know if you find out).


I wasn’t going to mention it but, yes, I heard that too from “a reliable source.” Don’t know how definite it is but it sure would be good for Hyde Park.

Looks like the anarchist of burgers to me.

G Man

Gave your post a quick once-over this morning as I was going out the door to an appointment at 77th and King Dr. My intention after the sales call was to grab a whammy burger, head to the lakefront and peacefully sleep off my lunch.

As luck would have it my eyeballs stopped reading as soon as I jotted down the address and I arrived to find the burgler bars locked tight as TAB is closed on Monday.

Visually this place has very little going for it and would be easily (dis)missed. Thanks for the great post. TAB in now on my southside lunch list.

JSM

JSM,

Agreed, from the outside That's a Burger is unprepossessing, to say the least.


Frankly, it's not much on the inside either, bullet proof glass, little contact with the people cooking and taking orders, and a simple wall mounted menu.


Stark surroundings are forgotten with your first bite of a That's a Burger. The burger is made like a good burger should be, coarse ground meat, loosely packed and 75%, maybe even 70% lean ground beef. I got an almost buttery flavor from the burger, probably a combination of actual butter and 75% ground beef.


Prices are highly reasonable, burgers are very good, and options seem almost endless, a Whammy Burger with Polish, egg, mayo and sport peppers seems hard to resist.

Here's a picture I took of one of ReneG's old That's a Burger receipts. No real reason to post it aside from I like the picture, with the french fry and sport pepper holding it down from the wind.


ReneG thanks for the introduction to That's a Burger, though now I'll probably need a quadruple by-pass instead of triple.

Enjoy,
Gary

What a revelation I found That's A Burger.

Alas, they didn't have eggs, so I couldn't order the TAB Special. In its place, I got the double burger, along with the Whammy Burger.

Here are some images:



The Double-Burger



Total weight of Double-Burger (a little more than 1-1/4 lbs., which includes weight of bundled fries)



Total weight of Double-Burger and Whammy Burger (almost 2-3/4 lbs., including weight of bundled fries)

Cheers,
Wade

I finally made it down to That's a Burger today. The pictures posted had made it a priority, but with their hours I had to wait until today. I stuck to a regular cheeseburger with everything. It was a very good, slightly greasy, fast food burger. I normally dont like pre-salted fries, but they didnt overdue it, could have been a little crisper. Now I am kicking myself for not trying the Whammy and getting it over with. I cant wait to go back. Thanks Rene G for the reminder.

Good news! Since October, That’s-A-Burger is keeping longer hours. They’re now open Mondays as well as a couple hours later on Fridays and Saturdays. The kitchen has been slightly remodeled but the burgers haven’t changed. I have yet to find a bigger, better burger in Chicago for the price ($3.45 with fries). I always enjoy the Egg Burger but don’t forget the Whammy Burger. . .

That’s-A-Burger
2134 E 71st St
Chicago
773-493-2080
Mon-Thu 11am-7pm, Fri-Sat 11am-9pm
Take out only

Egg Burger from That’s-A-Burger

Peter

Thanks for the update. I was in the neighborhood just this past Wednesday but didn't stop as I had just had lunch at Tacos Del Pacifico.

Next time for sure!

JSM

I drove down to That's A Burger yesterday (Thursday night) at about 6 PM. The storefront is hard to find; I recommend taking Stony Island down to 71st and making a left so that you are on the south side of the train tracks, then turning making a U-turn at one of the yield signs right before South Shore Drive to head back west. You can then park easily right in front of the place at a meter.

There was no line in the small space but I was warmly greeted by the owners, a pleasant middle-aged couple, from behind their bulletproof glass enclosure. I asked for a single hamburger with bacon, jalapenos, grilled onions, and ketchup and a coke, and the total was under $6. I was told to return in 15 minutes for the sandwich, so I went back to my car and listened to the Cubs pregame for a while, since there is no seating in the restaurant.

When I picked up the sandwich it was piping hot, wrapped in white waxed paper within a paper bag. Surprisingly ungreasy, the inner package revealed a generous handful of seasoned fries, deliberately moist as opposed to crispy, which is characteristic of the South Side. The sandwich featured a generous 1/2 pound of buttery ground beef with a great steaky taste and aroma. Thick-cut bacon, chopped petals of grilled onions, and vinegary jalapeno peppers (you can also get giardinera, which I might try next time) offered a perfect contrast. The bun was very fresh, refined white flour with no seeds, untoasted, but offering just the right soft chew to offset the char of the beef and crispy edges of the bacon.

I'd rate this the best stand-up buger I've ever had, matching the pleasure of my favorite sit-down affairs at Moody's (on a good night) and at Duke of Perth. I have been less thrilled with the consistency at Poag Mahone's and the Avenue in Oak Park, both of which can deliver a winner on some nights and a very standard sandwich on others. The bottom of my regularly visited spectrum are Twisted Spoke (get the pulled pork instead) and Goldyburger in Forest Park, which on multiple visits have only produced C+ or B- hamburgers for the price.

I highly recommend the trek down to That's A Burger. Give that nice couple some business, see a beautiful old street (71st), and walk away with a smile. I found this photoblog describing a similar experience to mind:

http://chicagoburgerproject.blogspot.com/2007/03/thats-burger.html

I meant to comment on this years ago, but since this post has been revived, I now can't resist. If you would like an exceptionally scenic place to enjoy your That's-a-Burger, head east on 71st Street and enter the South Shore Cultural Center. This used to be a Country Club but now it is a public park. When you drive in, veer to the left and follow the "Nature Sanctuary" signs. Park near the riding corral (the Chicago Police excericse their horses here) and you can either sit on the grassy lawn looking out at the beach, or venture south toward the nature sanctuary trail, just past the rotunda/70s lifeguard station. The sanctuary attracts all kinds of birds and insects (and bunnies) and the view of downtown is hard to beat. Last time I was there I saw a beaver swimming along the shoreline! In the summer they often have free jazz concerts on the lawn and Old Town does some free shows as well. This is one of thise hidden gems (just like TaB) that more Chicagoans need to check and enjoy.

bjt

Welcome, Santander, and congrats on being the rare first-timer to spawn a tagline (see here if it's no longer at the top of the page). Thanks also to Jim in Logan Square for calling my attention to it.

Wow, how did I miss this thread until now. Unfortunately, I never really have a reason to head to that part of the city, so it might be a while until I make it there. But at some point in the next couple of months, it will happen!!

Was at TAB a week ago myself - the above is almost exactly how I always
get there (I usually take Cottage Grove, and then Stony Island, followed by
a left on 71st). You dont actually *have* to make a U-turn - there is
metered parking across the street too.




While I do like the TAB burger a fair bit, I wouldnt rate it amongst my Top Three
of all time Even so, it *is* very good. Up on the north side... have you ever
tried Paradise Pup? Not quite the sort of place that TAB is, but they too
do a very fine (and similarly cheap) burger. For sit-downs, Jury's has drawn
much praise here. A few weeks ago (after TOC's rec), I tried their #2
"cheap burger" at Lion Head Pub (its a buck on Tuesdays, I was in the
area about 4pm-ish and stopped in... it was a very quiet place at the
time, and the burger was really pretty good).

Would you say that TAB's single-burger is a 1/2 lb, BTW? Id have guessed
smaller... maybe a third or so.



Id add my rec for TAB - a very nice burger. If you ever go at the "busy time",
however, expect a wait - everything is cooked to order (as you saw), and
its 10-15 minutes without anyone in line, usually (lots of phone-orders come
in). At really busy times, its been up to a half hour - calling ahead may make
sense. Or, if you want a snack while youre waiting, there's ia Harold's
Chicken next door

Thanks to bjt in this thread too - will definitely try the Souith Shore Cultural
Center next time for the TAB burger (better than eating in the car, which is
what Ive done every time so far).

c8w

I used to work in the area and TAB was a regular spot for me. In addition to their very good beef burger, they have the best turkey burger I've ever had. They also have a burger topped with a split polish sausage, which left one of my co-workers out of commission for a couple of days. Ordering ahead is always a good idea. Waits of 30-45 min are not uncommon during the lunch rush. But they often stop answering the phone when it gets busy, so it's a good idea to place your order relatively early in the day. They also take orders by fax. I really like this place.

Further explanation, please?

What further explanation is needed? Some places just don't like to be photographed.

Best,
Michael

I wouldn't know since I haven't tried taking photos in restaurants. It just seemed odd. No offense intended.

It happens once in a while. Not often, but not unknown.

I agree that it seems off if a public place, particularly a restaurant doesn't want to be photographed. It makes it seem like they have something to hide. My mind goes to health codes.

Pugsley,

As someone who has taken thousands of pictures in restaurants I disagree. There are any number of reasons owners prefer you not take pictures in their restaurant, from simply being a somewhat idiosyncratic person, which I believe is the case with That’s-A-Burger, to not wanting style/technique copied by the competition, to just not liking the way they look in photos. Your jumping directly to health codes strikes me as vaguely irresponsible.

Enjoy,
Gary

After I thought about it, I think I might know why they don't like cameras. The place has no seating, it's carry out only. Apparently the customers have to take care of all their ordering and pickup, etc., through the portals of their bulletproof glass windows. So, any photos taken are not going to be very appealing due to the nature of the environment. Also, using a flash would probably result in a lot of unpleasant reflections from the window, further deteriorating the quality of many photos. So, if it was my place, I don't think I'd want people taking photos under those constraints either. They would probably keep a lot of people from even trying the place. Just my opinion.

Those are good points . I think there is a general stigma attached to fast food restaurants that made my mind go to cleanliness. But, it would surprise me if a restaurant owner let his idiosyncrasies get in the way of business. That is, if the owner thought photos would display the restaurant favorably then he/she wouldn't have a problem with them.