Pretty easy to be enthused about Alef's. The person I went with had to finish a zoom meeting in the car, so I walked in without him. He's of Eastern European descent, and was absolutely thrilled to go on this adventure with me between the kids' games. As soon as I walked in the door, I sent him a 2 word text: "Holy Shit!"
It smells like a for real deli, as soon as you open the door. Reminded me of a more Russian focused Bobak's with a smaller footprint, and virtually no American branded products. The stretch of lunchmeat deli hides the treasures around the corner of the L-Shaped layout of the prepared foods cases. There is absolute MAGIC around that corner.
What I tried:
The mushroom pastries -
Three bite rounds of bread with chopped mushroom inside, topped with cheese and browned. The filling had a hint of sweet, and I wasn't too thrilled with them.
Crispy Ground Chicken Half Moon Things -
Absolutely loved these. Think giant empanada, filled with chicken and spices. Nicely greasy when I got them home and baked them for a minute. These were hot in the store.
Buns stuffed with ground chicken -
Loved these as well. The buns they use have a hint of sweet to them. I'd say they are reminiscent of King's Hawaiian, but a hair less sweet. These had the same ground chicken as the half moon things. I really loved them.
Buns stuffed with egg/onion/rice. Same bread bun, stuffed with scrambled egg, maybe chopped/boiled. Kinda bland - the bread was better than the filling.
Pastry stuffed with ground lamb:
These were triangles, and the pastry was like a VERY good croissant, super crunchy outside, but tender inside. The lamb was gamey - caught me off guard. I'd buy a bunch of these next time, tho.
Stuffed chicken -
These are like ground chicken, seasoned, then reformed into the shape of a leg quarter, stuffed with a very sparse unidentifiable filling. I LOVED these things.
Chicken Thigh Topped with Mushroom and Cheese -
Baked, HEAVY. There was also a dotting of some kind of creamy sauce on these, which tasted like cream of mushroom soup. These were sold individually. So it was a boneless thigh on the bottom, topped with shrroms, sauce, and then cheese, then baked / browned on top. The chicken was a tad overcooked, but these were still good and homey. Heavy.
Smoked Cheese Chubs -
Little, two bite cheese chunks, no idea what type of cheese, but it was kinda simple, like a mozzarella, not highly flavored, but smokey and salty. REALLY good.
Chicken and pork polish sausage -
Freshly made and still warm, I had to get a little of both. Not overly salty, kinda plain-ish. I've never been a huge fan of polish sausage in general, but these are homemade, for sure. Mild.
Bresaola -
I limited myself to one mid priced fancy dried/cured meat substance from the deli, even though they had plenty to choose from. This was very mild, and I truly love this stuff.
White Head Cheese -
They had several diff varieties of head cheese. My dad LOVES the stuff, so I figured I might be genetically pre-disposed to as well. Kinda simple flavor, but I do like this stuff.
Have yet to try the sausage and cabbage stuff which is in a tomato looking sauce. Loose, not stuffed like a golobki.
The sweet cheese blintzes and "cheesecakes" described above are fantastic. Lightly sweet.
We also tried their "Rye Bread Soda" for the first time with our Pita Inn lunch -
Wasn't as horrific as I thought it would be. I was halfway expecting it to taste like carroway, but it was more just like a sweetened beer. Beer soda, if you will. The other guy bought a liter of Tarragon Soda to take home. It was the color of Green River. We were both just amazed at the drink section, trying to figure out what the heck everything was. I discerned that "Tarhun" meant "Tarragon," and then we saw that there were like 7 different brands of tarragon soda, and rye bread soda, so we each decided to be guinea pigs. I haven't heard back from him if the tarragon was any good.
If I ever go back, I'd try some of their smoked fish, and fried fish - looked great.
That place is a treasure. One thing I've noticed is that generally everything I'd normally expect to be a salt bomb was not too crazily oversalty for my palate.
Funny side story:
I was basically the spectacle of the hour, looking like I do, and having literally NO clue what anything was, but wanting to know what it all was, and just buying, and asking, buying and asking, with a pile sitting on the counter of my tallies. I mean, there were times when the counter person did not know the English word at ALL, but she would say "meat fill" and I would make a flying motion with my arms, like a bird, and she and everyone else would laugh, then she'd shake her head and say "no" then ask the crowd for the translation, then someone would pipe in from the crowd, after a few moments, and say "liver, it's liver." One of the other patrons who was helping translate told me to use the translator on my phone - which is what he said he does with English. I asked him if there is anything in the deli case that he likes, so I could buy it for him if he helped me for a few more minutes. He politely refused with a laugh and said, "no, this is just helping, it's no problem." But then, he thought for a few more seconds, and said, "Wait, I know - I REALLLY like Wodka!"
Everyone laughed loudly.
I'm quite positive that they will be talking about my black ass for quite some time.
TREASURE.
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