I usually don't write reviews unless it is bad or ever. But I had some beer and appetizers last night with
CG and Hebrew Jam and felt compelled.
So we sat at the bar and ordered appetizers, as I hate communal tables. I hope this trend dies soon. If it’s at a place that you don’t take your coat off and eat out of a basket, it’s fine. Here is seems trendy and forced. A bit like high school, so I was immediately nervous. It will come to no surprise that high school was a difficult time for me.
Speaking of high school…blackboards. Lots of blackboards and chalk dust. Is this a trend too? They should have called it Blackboard. You could have the waiters dress as teachers and the customers use crayons to draw what they want to eat. Don’t steal this idea.
We started with the
Smokey Fritters, which were self explanatory, nice salty pockets of cheese in a very light dough. This kind of relatively cheap ($5) appetizer is nice with 2 cold beers. That would have filled me up. But I was with CG and Hebrew Jam, so we had to order at least 8 more things. I wanted to have a beer after work and we ended up with a $120 tab. CG paid for everything though, because deep down, he thinks we are dating and that he is the man in the relationship. He’s wrong on both counts.
The
Monkey Bread was pretty good, but this should be free and on every table. It’s a small biscuit with sauce. The bread had sea salt on it, which can lead to a huge salty bite or a huge bready bite. The dill sauce was cooling, and a little sour, but we liked it. If you go, you should get this, but again, it should be free.
Scotch Olives taste like Pizza Pockets ™ and I mean that in a good way. Like a mini supreme pizza. It has inspired me to “scotch” up some more things this weekend.
Then the cold meats started rolling in.
Pork Rillette or something. You guys know more about this stuff, but if you don't, it’s basically a cold tater tot made of animals. I was told by CG that this was delicious, and I should like it, but I didn’t and I’m usually very susceptible to peer pressure. The sauce was a bit like syrupy sweet horseradish and was served with some tangly greens and some toasted bread. The pork was a bit bland, but when spread on the bread with the greens it gave a better balance. It just wasn’t my thing.
While we are waiting for our next round, let’s talk about the service. In a word: Very Good. We sat at the bar and our guy was attentive and friendly. His approval seemed to progressively increase at each choice we made, which makes me feel smart and cultured. For example:
Me: “I’ll have the stuffed chicken wings”
Him: “Excellent choice, sir.”
Me: “We’ll have the head cheese.”
Him: “CRANK IT!”
He didn’t really say that, but he was enthusiastic and hospitable (or any other Thesaurus result for friendly). His buddy, however, the bartender making the drinks for the dining area was a bit obsessive compulsive with his waitstaff. Very condescending and a bit mean. I know wait staff need to be growled at, I’ve managed a Bob Evans before, but the customers shouldn’t hear it, especially when it is said to every single waiter, barback and expediter there. The one thing in common was him. He was a jerk.
Back to the
Head Cheese. I’ve never had this before, but I’m open to eating faces and this seemed the place to do it. There was plenty with two thick slices, served with pickled carrots (I think) and a mustardy sauce. CG again told me it was delicious…although I kept thinking how great this would be on a sandwich. So we ordered some bread.
“HELLS YEAH!” our server replied “HOW ‘BOUT SOME TOAST POINTS, SON?”*
I had a mouth full of cow face so all I could do was nod. I’m going to sound like a chump, but the bread made all the difference in the dish for me. By spreading it on the bread, the head cheese was warmed, which released more aroma and flavor. Had this been brought to room temperature before serving, I’d have a much more favorable opinion on it.
Chicken and Dumplings: It was a very smooth chicken stew, tender, thick, but bland. The dumpling was not mixed in with the chicken, which was a good thing, because it gave some salty seasoning to it. If I were alone, I would have used the dumplings as spoons and sopped the rest of it up. Just ok though.
Stuffed Chicken Wings: Don’t let the name fool you, these are chicken nuggets. Chorizo and blue cheese surrounded by wing meat and apparently fried. I didn’t care for it, the chorizo and blue cheese were crumbly dry and the wing meat was very greasy…like Jewel rotisserie chicken greasy. Like your teeth stick together after every bite greasy. Neat idea, but maybe would be better with white meat.
Duck Fat Fries: Slightly overdone for my taste, and very crisp. I’ve had duck fat fries at least 4 times in the past year and they have either been greasy and heavy or overdone like these, so maybe that’s just the name of the game. Served with mayo and fresh ketchup. I didn’t care for the ketchup, it was a bit watery, but the mayo (I mean aioli, whatever) was great. I love fries with mayo.
At this point I think we had 8 appetizers, so our consumption was down to a slow graze, and the cold food was warming and the hot food was cooling. The even warmer head cheese had a much smoother taste now, as did the rillette.
My overall score for this place is 75 points out of a possible 7 thumbs up. It’s got some great stuff to try, and I recommend it, but I probably won’t be back for a while.
*he really didn’t say any of those things. I’m taking screenwriting classes at the Discovery Center, and rule 1 is to make one character in the story yell every line.