Went to Fogo De Chao. This report comes after a day of digestion and rest. Which you will sorely need after this place.
Firstly, wow, what a beautiful room. Very modern. Cool lighting fixtures and the waterfall against the south wall was lovely. The salad bar was a thing of beauty. Actually makes me wish more restaurants would bring this old dinasaur back - if they would bring it back in this manner. The choices were amazing but I stuck to the advice of not filling up on it. I had some very fresh greens and two slices of beefsteak tomato, and an artichoke heart, a piece of smoked salmon w/ a very nice creamy basil sauce. But the variety was astounding and I could see how you could overdo this easily.
Secondly, I've rarely experienced service both so excellent, yet so frenzied. When you turned your little coaster over to the "yes, bring me meat" green, they just kept-a-comin'. Many of the gauchos (darling outfits - who knew Brazilian cowboys were gay? Ang Lee should make a movie) seemed terribly disappointed when you refused anything. Amusing, but slightly off-putting. But the other waiters, wearing regulation black and white, were most helpful. They would ask if you cared for a particular cut, and shortly the gaucho would bring it to you.
Thirdly, the meat, the meat and more meat. I counted about 14? different choices. I tried the following: Picanha - prime sirloin, quite good; Filet Mignon, asked for rare, got medium -eh; Alcatra - top sirloin, this was my favorite, extremely tender and flavorfull and dead on rare as I like my beef; Corderio - leg of lamb, I like salt, but wow, this was way too salty.
My sister tried the Linguica - pork sausage, said they were nothing to right home about; Frango - chicken breasts in bacon, said they were boring, also chicken legs, said they were dry. She described the beef ribs as "like brisket, but not in a good way". She too prefered the Pichanha and the Alcatra the best. My friend tried many of the pork offerings, his favorite being the lomba which was pork loin sprinkled w/ parmesan. He also found the lamb too salty.
We were given rice; black beans; mashed potatoes w/ cheese, bacon and scallion; fried bananas; fried polenta sticks sprinkled w/ parmesan; chimchurri sauce and the falofal? A mix of stuff I found a little dull and the the very delicious cheesey popover-like rolls. I liked the polenta, the mashers and the popovers the best. The chimchurri was described as "spicy" - apparently someone w/ extra senstive taste buds gave it that description - I've had spicier mild salsa.
To drink: caipirinhas, red wine, and when I saw someone having a coke in a little bottle I ordered one to sadly discover it wasn't a cane sugar coke. Boo.
We were comped a flan, which I had one bite of - "it's wafer thin", and made my way home. Good, but GWiv has it right, as usual. Were I to spend that kind of money (which, thankfully, I did not, I was a guest), I would go to an upper end steak house. Although that salad bar would make a very, very respectable meal.
Thank you all for your help. Hope this report was helpful too.