LTH,
Cafe Marianao is known for a few things, excellent Cuban and steak sandwiches, very good cafe con leche and a disorganized ordering system. If one can call the way customers place orders a system.
It's a small, busy place with a 10-ft long counter that has no set area for placing orders, customers, often 4-deep, politely wait, often up 15-minutes, to get up to the counter and then try to gain the attention of of one of the cook/cashiers in the back. Though I've noticed if one simply wants coffee you can get that fairly quickly from the fellow on the left side of the counter, facing front.
There's no pecking order, it makes no difference if you speak Spanish, are a group of tough looking bikers in full leather, Chicago cop, mother with baby, grandmother, though I have noticed the very old get slightly preferential treatment, everyone waits, sometimes seemingly endlessly.
There is one exception, beautiful women, not good looking, not really pretty, but heart stopping gorgeous, shine with the radiance movie stars strive for, drop dead gorgeous. Yep, male chauvinism is alive and well at Cafeteria Marianao.
I was in Marianao lunch time Thursday, they seemed to be short handed, unusual for them, and it took me 20-minutes to get my Cuban sandwich, though one bite and it was worth the wait, and people were getting slightly annoyed, one or two even walked out. Which I had never seen before.
At the height of lunch rush, where everyone was resigned to patiently wait, walks, or should I say breezes, in an absolute vision of a woman. I could describe her in detail, but my wife reads LTH and I don't want her to think I was overly enamored with this vision of loveliness.
It was really funny, in an almost cartoon sort of way, she simply glided, not walked, glided to the front of the line and the, mostly male, crowd simply, naturally, parted to let her through. Most with their mouths hanging slightly open.
The all male counter staff converged immediately, looking like nothing other than Keystone Kops as they jostled with each other to take her order. "Cuban sandwich, cafe con leche, por favor." 3-minutes flat she had her coffee and sandwich and out the door.
Funniest thing was there was an attractive, though slightly older, woman on line with the rest of us. When she saw the stunningly beautiful woman getting preferential treatment she said, "Damn, I lost my stuff!"
I happened to leave at the same time as the 'beautiful woman as we were walking out the door, I said, "I now know the secret to quick service at Cafe Marianao, be a beautiful woman" She glanced my way, smiled sweetly and said, sincerely, "thank you"
Enjoy,
Gary
Cafeteria Marianao
2246 N. Milwaukee Ave.
Chicago, IL 60647
773-278-4533
M-Sat 7-7
Sunday 7-6
Parking lot.
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G Wiv on September 23rd, 2005, 10:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.