Tim,
Thank you for the insult, but I hope you will eat your words.
I have documented on LTH my adventures of cooking a turkey directly from the freezer. It was sparked by a comment made about someone learning you could roast a turkey directly from the freezer. I decided to try it out one day at 11 AM and had a roasted turkey on the table at 6 PM. My family wanted to know why we did not have any guests, because this was a 20-pound turkey. Frankly, I was not sure how it would work out and did not want people giving me the stink eye waiting impatiently for dinner.
If you go to your grocery store, you will find an oven ready turkey in a bag for several dollars a pound. I have not bought one, though I suspect the giblets and neck might be packed separately. Convenient, but not worth the upcharge.
My 49 cent a pound wonder turkey went into a 325 degree oven. After about two hours roasting, I was able to remove the giblet bag. After about three hours, I was able to remove the neck. I took this opportunity to remove as much ice from the cavity, too. After another 2.5 to 3 hours, the turkey had reached the proper serving temperature.
My niece did not believe this would work, either. Yet, she found the turkey perfectly cooked last Thanksgiving. I recently learned, she has now made turkey fresh from the freezer at least once and found it worked well, too. An indirect bonus is not having to work around a defrosting bird in your refrigerator and now a roast turkey can be an impulsive inspiration.
Part of my motivation was having moved and no longer had a large all-refrigerator. I no longer had enclosed porches to keep my turkey in a brine overnight. I could put it in the garage, but walking a 20 pound turkey in 16-20 pounds of brine is just not great on my back.
Unfortunately, those Butterball answer ladies will instruct someone on Thanksgiving morning to run water continuously over the bird for hours. I suggest you just get it in the oven now!
Regards,
Cathy2